Oh my! I'm tired :)

Just got home from Christmas with my husband's family. Great people and a lot of fun. Ham and Turducken, not the best for my stomach but I was conservative so I'm doing well.

Hubby and his brother love to get into long philosophical conversation about politics, history and religion. This of course starts when hubby says "Im tired, let's go home". Well, half an hour later...discussion about the ramifications of the new Pope on the modern catholic church (BIL is catholic, hubby isn't). As we are leaving (45 min later) they start talking about how in some congregations of the catholic church, they do not allow a celebate marriage. You have to be able to consumate the marriage or they refuse to marry you. He talked of a couple who had their marriage request denied because he was a paraplegic and was unable to "seal the deal". You know me, I look at him and say "Well, there are other types of sex, doesn't that count?" No he said, only tab A into slot B counted.

Wellll...
can you guess what it made me think of? Yep, "Licking carpet"
The photo is from South Park episode 111-Tom's Rhinoplasty
It has the fantastic line "My mom said if you want to become a lesbian you have to lick carpet"

It made me laugh and then remember one of the filthiest, funniest songs on the subject of-Cunnilingus. Come on, if we are continuing to be open minded about our bodies, let us use the proper word. Not sure what the word is? Well, it is when a person uses their tounge to sexually stimulate the genitalia of a woman. Again, if I am not up front and honest about this, it makes me no better than people who refuse to talk about masterbating.

Well, the song is by a group called The Yeastie Girls. It is called "You Suck". It came out in the early 90's-AIDS was scary, killing and spreading. This song kind of came as a response to the fear of other "types of sexual fulfillment".
(If you are still here stop laughing for a second and take a breath-that's better)
Here is a link for the song on youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=idH5i-uzMRs
and...

here are the lyrics...

www.artists.letssingit.com/yeastie-girls-lyrics-you-suck-9ngrk23

Yeah, I know I had the actual lyrics posted here, but my mom wanted to check out my blog, and I didnt want to scare her toooo much *evil grin*
Peace!

Merry almost Christmas!

Yep, Im sitting here blogging instead of cleaning my house. How many people the world over are franticly cleaning in anticipation of "THE RELATIVES"? I remember as a girl, my grandparents coming for Christmas. My mother would say that grandma was coming to look at my room so make sure it looks how you want it to look. Yeah well, things parents say stick in a kids mind you know... So now, my mother and father are coming for breakfast. Its a tradition I started a couple years ago. Hubby has a large family here and we usually have the large meal with them. Making breakfast for my parents is my way of having something special just for them.

Family. I was thinking about that today-you know, as I did the headless chicken dance to finish my shopping. My grandmother (father's mom) passed away 3 years ago. I didnt see her as much as I should have. I have regret for that.

My grandma rocked-she was the lone liberal in a houseful of millitary conservatives. She wouldnt hesitate to mutter "SHIT!" or tell my father to shut up. She didnt take crap but she was the most loving, giving and caring person Ive ever known. I like to think I take after her with my easy going attitude about people and life in general. She loved without condition. My mom talks about how when I was born, my father called her and she got to hear me cry. When she saw me, she said I would be Miss America. Well, that kinda went out the window with among other things, the fact that Im only 5'3" and not a stick figure. Besides, Im too much like her to put on a fake smile and parade in a bathing suit. Way too misogenistic for me. A body is just that, a shell. It's packaging. What is on the inside is so much more important than the facade the world sees.

I hope that she is looking down on me with her pretty smile. I know that she's proud me. I really miss her.

Hold your loved ones close this Christmas, no matter how crazy they make you. Our time with them is finite.